Cigarette recipe
Ever get fed up with spending loads of money on mass produced cigarettes?
Sometimes think it would it be great if you could make your own?
Well, let's start with the shopping list. Here's what you would need in your cupboard before getting stuck into that recipe...
One cigarette
Serves 1
- Nicotine: a powerful and fast-acting addictive drug
- Carbon monoxide: poisonous gas given off by car exhausts
- Tar: black, sticky liquid like that used in road surfacing
- Ammonia: found in toilet cleaners
- Cadmium: a highly poisonous metal used in batteries
- Vinyl chloride: used to make PVC
- Cyanide: deadly poison used in the gas chambers
- Formaldehyde: used for preserving dead bodies
- Arsenic: found in rat poison
- Ethanol: used in anti-freeze
- Plus, sprinklings of 3985 other chemicals.
Mix together well and smoke.
